The Owls Aren't What They Seem: A Message From BOB Perhaps?

Bobby the barn owl causes chaos at wedding

Scenes from the movie
'Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me' 

Never point like this at a wedding involving owls;-)

Owl gets loose at wedding, leaves best man 'terrified'

I guess there's a message in that owl story for all of us really.

The message in this post seems to be as Bowie sings "never gonna fall for modern love...";-)

I hope that poor guy gets a screen memory to cover his embarrassing owl attack, so he doesn't remember just what exactly happened at the wedding to make all those people laugh at his misfortune.

I read that the guy who got attacked by the owl was named Con Jones, which makes me wonder if he is any relation to David Robert [BOB?]Jones (AKA David Bowie)?

And never trust an owl named BOB with a ring

Modern Love
David Bowie

I know when to go out
And when to stay in
Get things done

I catch a paper boy
But things don't really change
I'm standing in the wind
But I never wave bye-bye
But I try, I try
There's no sign of life
It's just the power to charm
I'm lying in the rain
But I never wave bye-bye
But I try, I try
Never gonna fall for
(Modern love) walks beside me
(Modern love) walks on by
(Modern love) gets me to the church on time
(Church on time) terrifies me
(Church on time) makes me party
(Church on time) puts my trust in God and man
(God and man) no confessions
(God and man) no religion
(God and man) don't believe in modern love

It's not really work
It's just the power to charm
I'm still standing in the wind
But I never wave bye bye
But I try, I try
Never gonna fall for

(Modern love) walks beside me
(Modern love) walks on by
(Modern love) gets me to the church on time
(Church on time) terrifies me
(Church on time) makes me party
(Church on time) puts my trust in God and man
(God and man) no confessions
(God and man) no religion
(God and man) don't believe in modern love

(Modern love) walks beside me
(Modern love) walks on by
(Modern love) gets me to the church on time
(Church on time) terrifies me
(Church on time) makes me party
(Church on time) puts my trust in God and man
(God and man) no confessions
(God and man) no religion
(God and man)don't believe in modern love

Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
Modern love (modern love)
(Modern love)
(Modern love)
(Modern love)
(Modern love)
Modern love, walks beside me
(Modern love)
Modern love, walks on by
(Modern love)
Modern love, walks beside me
Modern love
Modern love, walks on by
Modern love
Never gonna fall for
Modern love
Modern love